Super Mario.exe
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Be4 you read this pasta, is based on Sonic.exe and the game (In spanish) can be found on YouTube by the user "2002abcdario" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsv6Z5rQJAc DAH VIZZLE]. DOWNLOAD THE FILE!
Super Mario.exe - Intro
Well, my name is Benjamin. I love so much those old mario games, because they're nostalgic and classic. And... SIMPLE - EASY. Well, I finded a very old and weird mario cartdrige on the road, in front of a old and scary nintendo NES shop. I was so exited, I was so happy because I finded a old mario cartdrige, and just for free. I listened a weird and creepy voice, saying to me....
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT...
I thinked it was me, but I ignored it.
ON MY HOME....
I searched my NES console, I cleaned it, and prepared it to use the Mario cartdrige. I was so exited, I taked my NES controller and putted the game cartdrige in the NES. I turned it on...
BAD IDEA.
Starting the game...
I turned my NES console on, and the intro appeared. But it crashed. I restarted it, and still crashing. I don't know why, but I restarted it. The game started normally. Actually it is weird that the license screen didn't appeared. I ignored it, and the game starts. And then...
A loading bar with a Hyper-realistic scary mario with a hyper-realistic black-dotted eyes bleeding hyper-realistic blood appeared. I got creeped a bit, but I thinked it will be a glitch.
Later, after loading, a Windows XP bar presents the mario menu screen with a nice fanfare, but in a "TA-DAAAA" song the window got transformed in a scary picture. The darked blue sky, the big mario face with the hyper-realistic and red-dotted black eyes with mario looking at me with the same creepy eyes, almost make me poop my pants.
And the game started.
With a blood red background, It appears 3 characters.
#A Hyper-Realistic Luigi
#Walleo
#And a Hyper-Realistic Yoshi.
Also, it haves a creepy stereo background music. Making me to give the creeps. I selected Luigi.
Luigi, ACT 1
The game with Luigi started. It appears Luigi, with a blue background (I thinked it will be the sky) with a big Mario with the creepy eyes. It haves a scary reversed music. I walked at Mario, and pressed A. I don't have the idea that will happen.
A red background with a Sonic "Drown" music appeared. The creepy mario appeared walking very fast. I was worried, thinking something bad will happen. I runned quickly. I tried to pass over mario.... And nothing happened. I was like "ZOMG WTF is this a glitch HAHAHAHAHA!!"
I pressed A, and appeared a crying luigi for 20 seconds. I freaked out, and pressed all the buttons.
Later, the scary Mario appeared with a knife. And then...
The screen cutted off with a very scary scream that make me poop my pants and say MAMA loudly.
LUIGI DIED.
Walleo, ACT 2.
Later, after changing my pants, I decided to play with Walleo. When I was walking, I accidentally pressed the button B. And a static screen appeared. I pressed it quickly, and the scary Mario appeared again. I pressed A to see what happens, and it moves. Later... Mario appeared behind Walleo. And dropped his knife.
The scream and black screen appeared again. Making me poop my new pants again. I started to be angry, and...
WALLEO DIED.
Yoshi, ACT ...
Later, again, after changing my pants, again, I decided to play with Yoshi. The game was a stairs with a black background. And Yoshi walked upside the stairs, (Also, he's flying). I thinked the glitch attacked again, but when I press A.... Mario appeared again.
So, then, YOSHI DIED
.
But...
THE MIND-RAPE STARTS.
A static screen appeared, during 20 seconds. Later, a HYPER-REALISTIC CREEPY MARIO WITH A HYPER-REALISTIC BLACK AND RED-DOTTED EYES APPEARED SAYING:
YO SOY TU DIOS
(I am GOD, in english).
Later, the 5 second static appeared. The Mario face appeared again. The static appeared again. The Mario face appeared again with a demonic-loudly laugh. The static attacked again. More agressive.
Later, the screen cutted off black. Later, a message with a fucking loud scream, (Making me shit brix) saying:
PREPARADO PARA LA RONDA 2?
(Ready for Round 2?)
Later a GAME OVER
screen... A very disturbing GAME OVER screen.... Mario watching me, and the three characters maked shit, including sonic...
MAKE ME TAKE MY WATER GUN AND, SHOOT MYSELF.
The end.
BY: ) 00:32, January 31, 2014 (UTC)